Saturday, February 7, 2009

Misplaced object

This is found in a supermarket. This item is misplaced. i wonder since when they have new brand called Ayam Brand. Wahahahhahaha... can use tuna sardin. hahahaha... Funny

Using Astonish on Car??

The other day, during dunno which day of CNY, went to my friend house to wash his car wor. Haha.. wash a new Myvi. And the owner of the car (Kevin Wee) have no experience in washing car and don't knw wat to do la. hahaha. But then luckily his dad help and gave him all the equipment. oh... and he is quite perfectionist. hahaha. want the car nice nice and really REALLY CLEAN!!!

oh well.. i guess i can bear with that. hahaha. so we ma wash clean clean lo. help him scrub off some dirty parts. then behind the car there, got one stain cannot be removed. so, he was complaining to his dad saying that got one part cannot wash.


here is the exciting conversation:

Kevin: D, got a stain at the back here. cannot wash one
Kevin's dad: aiyah. a little bit stain nvm one. no body will see
Kevin: got ar. me lo. i will everyday go to the back n look at the stain lo

Kevin's dad gave up and go in and bring out something and spray spray at that part

Kevin: Eh.. still cannot clean eh. D, do you still rmb that time ma use the thing to clean. very keng one.

then, he found a magical housecleaning agent, called Astonish.

Me: eh. this one can ar?
Kevin: can. can clean a lot of things.

Read the instruction and apply on that part.

Kevin: wah. keng. can clean liao. if i use this on the whole car even better. sure clean. no nid use soap and water. hahaha..
Calvin: eh.. i think the paint came out eh. got this thing like round round shape one
Kevin: no la. this one last time also like dat.
Calvin: Don't believe me? why not u try on other spot? come. let's try this part.
Kevin: I used this before la. don't worry

He really tried on another spot.

Kevin: Neh.. nothing happen

He began rubbing that part with tissue paper.

Calvin: Nah..u see.. the paint also came off. look at your tissue la.
Kevin: eh...last time nth happen one? i put a lot ar?
Calvin: hahaha.. r i g h t.. where is the spot u clean last time?
Kevin: neh.. there lo (pointing)
Calvin: (checking) eh...see... got a scar here. round round one.
Kevin: .......
Calvin: If next time you use this on your whole car what will happen le? your whole car also no color. paint also hilang


hahaha.. have a look at the part. quite blur. but u can notice the scar. good experience huh?


Moral of the story is: Never use some kind of house cleaning agent on your car. lol.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Left 4 Dead

I wonder why ppl shouted when they play this game. haha. i remember my friend Eugene played this game and shouted like mad. haha. and i never know until i actually touch the game. haha. it was super exciting. haha. suddenly a bunch of thing appear and run after u. a bunch of thing here refer to zombies. haha.

they appear out of no where. creepy huh? juz like resident evil but these zombies are faster and smarter (if controlled by human). hehe.

there are 4 type of zombies you can control

1) The boomer
this one a bit useless. hard to control. slow fat guy. very disgusting too. but actually, quite good. haha. the vomit can blind ppl and also can attract lots of zombies. haha. so, useful when someone is down.

2) The smoker
this one is a creature that can act like frog. haha. use his long tongue and grab someone close to him. just like Butcher. haha. then slowly attack the person

3) The hunter
This one is my fav. first time i play can kill someone. hehe. this one is also like a frog. jump here jump there, grab ppl and attack like crazy. haha. very disgusting a little bit when u see the person got attack. all the blood splash here and there. haha

4) The tank
this one is spawn randomly. dunno how one. but very strong. super strong. the name says it all. haha. super tank. can throw things to stun ppl one. very chun

it was fun killing ppl and trying to do so. it was fun guys. >.<

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Monkeys create havoc in WM

Operation Sri Kenangan..... 20 Jan 2009, 11.30am

We reach randezvous point. Waiting for air strike. We waited and waited and waited. 2 of our comrade carrying a burden with them, two children. they are hungry and tired. we need to win this war. this enemy are smart, but we are more cunning. we are more agile. we need to wait in ambush.

Our captain infiltrated the barrack in third floor. he surveyed the place and found the package. the package is obtained and he call in air strike.

Bomb.. haha.. back to real life. my mum shouted. OMGness. What is that sound. then she look out of her window and saw a loaf of bread on the blood behind our house. She was wondering who threw it down. In a few seconds, a monkey rushed down and picked up the "package" and ran up the hill and regroup with other monkeys. indeed, their operation is sucessful. heh heh..


here is one monkey


a bunch of them


Here is how the spy escaped

Monday, January 19, 2009

This is the reason why the boss can faint when he see the form filled by the interviewer.
Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Amusing stuff in high class shopping complex

Hehe. I find it rather amusing to find something jutting out from the ground at the shopping complex in bukit bintang. hahah. it is quite funny. have a look:


Can't see clearly what it is? come and have a closer look:


can u see what it is now? hahah. there is a pipe here and it really amuse me. i wonder what they wanna do with it? and the shape of the cutting of the floor is round. are they trying to put the flower pot to fit the hole but can't because something is jutting out from the hole? heh heh. interesting eh? hahah....nice round hole but can't fit the flower pot =p

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Boxing game

Haha.. i find this rather amusing. haha.. This two ppl are crazy. hahah.. love them when they do such thingy. haha. here is the video of two guy (Eugene and Koh) boxing each other and both of them are drunk i assume. Half cup of vodka will have such effect on both of them.

Lesson to learn: Never box and drunk. haha... bad things will happen. u will be exposed to the public. heh heh heh